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So, I was laying in bed this morning and thought to myself: I'm going to make my own dog food brand.
It'll be cake batter and cookie dough flavored.
I know, I know questionable nutrition, but once I explain that my dogs LOVE cake and cookies, I'm certain that people will believe that it is part of a dog's natural diet, and totally buy my new food!!
I'm even thinking of making a jolly rancher flavored variety, mostly because that's my favorite candy, and one time Champ got into a bag of them and boy did he love those!
I think I'll make a pre made cookie dough mix designed to be added to veggie mush! Yummmmmmm.
I mean, isn't the logic around here regarding to "omnivore" nutrition that if a dog will gladly eat it, it must be suitable?? Forget logic and jaw structure!! I'll even throw in oils for coat condition, because after all if the dog's coat is looking good, the food MUST be working wonders.
It'll be cake batter and cookie dough flavored.
I know, I know questionable nutrition, but once I explain that my dogs LOVE cake and cookies, I'm certain that people will believe that it is part of a dog's natural diet, and totally buy my new food!!
I'm even thinking of making a jolly rancher flavored variety, mostly because that's my favorite candy, and one time Champ got into a bag of them and boy did he love those!
I think I'll make a pre made cookie dough mix designed to be added to veggie mush! Yummmmmmm.
I mean, isn't the logic around here regarding to "omnivore" nutrition that if a dog will gladly eat it, it must be suitable?? Forget logic and jaw structure!! I'll even throw in oils for coat condition, because after all if the dog's coat is looking good, the food MUST be working wonders.